Hair Removal

I'm so fluffy, so hairy and I can't see. I'm a mini-sheep dog.

If I could put a sign around my neck, it would say, "Hair Cut, Please!"

I'm really two dogs, one my human leaves at the groomer, and one that she picks up later at the same groomer. My Human has no idea.
(Butterfly couldn't do a better transformation.)

something about drugs

Only thing that can calm me down right now is Miles Davis ballads. See my (human's) iPhone?So what about Tamadol, I don't care about gravity.
My human says I am a flat dog, but I think I am flying.
Doing well so far.

How do you do???

"How do you do?" not "How did you do?" not "How are you?"
Why is How-do-you-do, a form of greeting for humans meeting for the first time?
Do they mean "What're you doing?" "What's with your hair?" "Can you tell me how to do this?"
Such a funny string of small words.

But anyway,
How-do-you-do to you!