Mine - Yours

This is a breakfast bagel with bacon.
See that part hanging out of the round of the bagel? That's MINE!
My human is trained to break off the bacon along the edge and give them to me.
mine! MINE! mine! Yum!

Hair Removal

I'm so fluffy, so hairy and I can't see. I'm a mini-sheep dog.

If I could put a sign around my neck, it would say, "Hair Cut, Please!"

I'm really two dogs, one my human leaves at the groomer, and one that she picks up later at the same groomer. My Human has no idea.
(Butterfly couldn't do a better transformation.)