The biggest thing that I EVER chased.

Here is the big picture. Top of (what I call) a mountain. My human sometimes makes me climb this with her.

See that little speck floating above the river?

That's what I chased today. I think I did good.

Mine - Yours

This is a breakfast bagel with bacon.
See that part hanging out of the round of the bagel? That's MINE!
My human is trained to break off the bacon along the edge and give them to me.
mine! MINE! mine! Yum!

Hair Removal

I'm so fluffy, so hairy and I can't see. I'm a mini-sheep dog.

If I could put a sign around my neck, it would say, "Hair Cut, Please!"

I'm really two dogs, one my human leaves at the groomer, and one that she picks up later at the same groomer. My Human has no idea.
(Butterfly couldn't do a better transformation.)

My excellent adventure!

So one day I was having nice mid-morning snooze in THE softest part of my (human's) bed, when SHE woke me up…
and said, Do you want to go for a ride?
Now, I positively do not turn down a ride, any ride, I live for a ride in a car.
Guess where we went!
To the First People!
How-do-you-do?

something about drugs

Only thing that can calm me down right now is Miles Davis ballads. See my (human's) iPhone?So what about Tamadol, I don't care about gravity.
My human says I am a flat dog, but I think I am flying.
Doing well so far.

Franken-dog or is it more like Punk-dog

So this is me resting comfortably.This is me in silly pink dress.
But the dress is covering up my scar.
Count'm; 20!! Ouch!
But my human is relieved to know that the tumor is completely removed.
The doctors think it's really gone. (low likelihood of recurrence, medical talk.)

How do you do???

"How do you do?" not "How did you do?" not "How are you?"
Why is How-do-you-do, a form of greeting for humans meeting for the first time?
Do they mean "What're you doing?" "What's with your hair?" "Can you tell me how to do this?"
Such a funny string of small words.

But anyway,
How-do-you-do to you!